Take another hit and I pass out
Rappin' like I'm $$#ed-out
Sneakin' (*##$es up when granny passed out

So hoe, what that $$# 'bout?
No, I ain't gon' cash out before a little fame
You can get that $$# smashed, though

(*##$, I'm on that cash route, ain't lookin' for a rest stop
They talk about modelling, might say I need a head shot
I need a dollar for everyone without a wedlock

Try to make the bread stop, callin' up them dreadlocks
(*##$, I'm 'bout my pesos hablo dinero
Your (*##$ want me to go tiki on her bung-hole

I've got these rap ^!$$%s sayin' uncle
While I be-be pullin' on the hair of a Rapunzel
Thing about me, I !@(# with the faucet

About to take the game and put that (*##$ up in a closet

But in the end I'm just a dirty old man

With a pill in my mouth and my dick in my hand

Mind of a pervert, with words I submerge

On the verge of ODin' for the %#@! that I say
But who gives a $#&@? I'm still gon' do this %#@! anyway
A dirty ^!$$% from Detroit at the end of the day

So when the night fall, I be gettin' head in an alley
By a low-down nothin', two-dollar scally
Let her use her own rubber, bull%#@! Trojan

Dick too big ^!$$%, I was stuffed in
(*##$, I'm David Ruffin in ruffles, no stuffin'
Bundles of Peruvian snow with his shirt tucked in

Lookin' at the rest of you artists like you're nothin'
Knowin' I'm the %#@! so I don't say %#@!
But when these rappers rap, dawg, they don't say %#@!

And I'm George Carlin, $#&@ 'til June and August

But in the end I'm just a dirty old man

With a pill in my mouth and my dick in my hand