[Verse 1]
Sick of these cats, with their "sicker than" raps
They sicker than this, they sicker than that

Well while you're sicker than that
I'm gettin' your sister to lick on my fat
D-I-C-K, oh why did he say that?

Ha, because I can mutha$#&@a
I'll never grow up, like Peter Pan mutha$#&@a
I'll +NeverLand+...I soar pass the lights

And the weatherman said my forecast was bright
+Whateva Man+ like Redman, muddy waters
But now I'm livin' large like a pudgy doctor

I thought I told you son-of-a-(*##$es
To shut up and listen
But naw, you just wanted to pitch fits

So now I've got the whole state suckin' my big dick
I TOLD y'all ^!$$%s, then I SHOWED y'all ^!$$%s
You can't knock this little boy's hustle

I'm just a dude doin' my thing, then I
Found a way and
Now I'm sayin'

Ha, ha ha

[Chorus]

Ah, ha...I told you so
It's D. Swain and I'm comin' with a whole new flow
I'm laughin'...ha ha ha, I'm laughin'


Now now now...two plus one, ^!$$% do the math
I be stirrin' up the game like some half & half

Now guess who got the last laugh?
Danny got the last laugh


[Verse 2]
Trackmaster D. Swain, alias Danny
(Yo what the $#&@ you drinkin' on?) Maybe it's brandy

Which singer's gonna give me $$#? Maybe it's Brandy
She needs the publicity
People butt-kissin' me

Ever since I got my scrawny $$# on TV
Before they wouldn't even try to rap on my CD
But now I've got the ghost-tops askin' to eat me

The change was real drastic
And it really hurt when ^!$$%s
Called me Kanye West, I'm past it

A better description is A Tribe Called Quest on acid
Or EPMD on LSD
Is Danny makin' moves now? Well let's see:

So much cream, a ^!$$% is past rich
(He ain't really sayin' nothin' yo)
Kiss my $$#, (*##$

My cash cow got the people askin' how
My $$# about to blow up, look who's laughin' now


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