Why'd you call me so late tonight
Let me guess: somebody else

Has broken your heart, right?
I don't wanna hear that %#@!
If you think I do

You must be out of your mind, (*##$

[Chorus]

But I try to be nice
Really wish you'd leave me alone
Stop asking me for advice

Why you gotta put me in the friend zone

What the $#&@ do I look like

What'd I ever do to make
You think this was all right?
I'm not one of your girlfriends

Not your BFF
So what the $#&@ is you thinkin'?
I don't wanna hear that %#@!

If you think I do
You must be out of your mind, (*##$


[Chorus]
But I try to be nice
Really wish you'd leave me alone

Stop asking me for advice
Why you gotta keep me in the friend zone


Trust me, I secretly hate you
Every time you call to whine
About what you've been through

No dude wants to be that dude
So I'm not the only one
The $#&@ you expect, boo?

I don't wanna hear that %#@!
If you think I do
You must be out of your mind, (*##$


[Chorus]
But I try to be nice

Really wish you'd leave me alone
Stop asking me for advice
Why you had to put me in the friend zone


Yeah, I know it sounds kinda harsh don't it?
Cryin' on my shoulder, you know I won't condone it

My plan initially was ascertain your flaws
And eventually I'd get inside them draw's, aww
Pretended to befriend you, so maybe the fault's mine

I hope it isn't late enough to make up for lost time
I'm on to the next, and
If we ain't sexin'

You can miss me with the late-night textin'
I got my ooooown life and the %#@! here is###bersome
Tellin' me you gave the booty up to some other bum

Multiple times, and now it's obvious that he's tryin' to duck ya
Do I look like Dr. Phil, mother$#&@er?
I don't give a $#&@, if you ask me, it serves you right

How would you like, I called you all hours of the night
Boo-hooin' 'cause some cold-blooded floozie
Broke my $#&@ing heart and how the hooker bamboozled me, oh wait that's you

99% of men just want a cuddlebum
And let me tell you somethin' babycakes: I AM ONE OF THEM
So next time you toss around the va-jay-jay

And get hurt, go tell some sucka ^!$$% that's gay, hey!

[Outro]

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
I'm just saying
I mean, you got me re-evaluatin' MYSELF

On some Man In The Mirror %#@!, $#&@ing Michael Jackson %#@!
Like ?Where the hell did *I* slip up in my life, as a man
And make her think this %#@! was acceptable??

Damn
Y'all should know better anyway
I am a dude
I don't want to hear about who you smashin'
I want to smash

I mean we can be friends, don't get it twisted
The friend zone ain't the most comfortable of places, but it's livable
But when you start callin' me about Ray Ray and 'em
And how you met him and $#&@ed him the same night
And now he won't answer your calls and ?woe-is-me, I wanna kill myself?

$#&@, I don't wanna hear that %#@!
Go tell someone else, go tell Blu or one of them lovey-dove ^!$$%s
Tell ya dad or somethin'
If he's still around, no shots
D. Swain Payback