Downloadable content's a load of nonsense
I won't give them one cent
it wouldn't be conscientious

encouraging dodgy ventures
like when you've been robbed
do you get your property straight back from the fences?

I want to know what the defence is
hence this musical census
pay attention to community consensus

to prevent this backlash of hashtags
and truly contentious lambasts, eg:
I hope you're shoving your Prothean

up your fallopean
No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian
draconian Napoleons invoking pandemonium

and I might be blowing my own euphonium
by quoting this
but I know I'm not the only one that's pissed

My data's trapped inside the disc
sat in lines of script
and I have to pay to take it out

what kind of %#@! is this?

It's the DLC PLC

where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to the DLC PLC
where we charge you for things you bought previously


No need to be dishonest
the incompleted product's a piece of bollocks

so please give me the pieces of it
and leave my wallet, I need the dollars
but don't be extremely bothered

I'll probably buy the sequel of it
cos that's the key
the reason it keeps on happening, it's obvious

If you pay them quids they take the piss
and get away with it
until they're pinching all your paper

like a paperclip
and what would our forefathers
have thought of horse armour?

It's all rather an awful palava
Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama
You're causing drama

and according to the laws of karma
Stir the water, sure enough
of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas

so try to pull my jaws apart
I'm sure you can't
I'm sinking my teeth into the greed

inherently buried in DLC things
Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings
is it any wonder we punters are seething


at the DLC PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free

Welcome to DLC PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously