This sure is, I got that-a old crazy %#@!
From round the corner you know
The homeboys and the brothers be slangin' this %#@!

But anyway you over there singin' some %#@!
Talkin' 'bout everybody must get stoned
I don't know but that %#@! sounds good to me


Hit the joint, up the bomb, take a puff
Till you just can't get enough of the skunk

A punk ^!$$% named Doe wanna take control
But the primasso puff on the indo


Let me take it in then I let it out
One of you mother$#&@ers pass the barred owl
Peace to the ^!$$%z in all the Buddha spots

Slangin' fat bags o' weed and runnin from the cops

I hit the leno then pass it on

To the cypha' of dreadlocks gettin' stoned
Roll a fat joint, twist it at the end
'Cos I get high with a little help from my friends


Everybody must get stoned
I said everybody must get stoned

Everybody must get stoned
I said everybody must get stoned


Everybody must get stoned
And everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned

And everybody must get stoned

Hit the blunt of the bong, take your dope

Now my head's in a cloud of smoke and no joke
Caught the up-tight mother$#&@ers puttin' me down
'Cos I talk about the green %#@! in every town


You right in front of me, I can't see ya
I'm blind and faded and I got the G-rock

And everything's gonna be alright
When I pass that toochi from the left-hand side


^!$$%z is havin' a good time tonight
Roll it up, hold it up, pass me the $#&@ing light
Indo or the home-grown

Light it up, everybody must get stoned

Everybody must get stoned

Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned


Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned

Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned


You know how we talk the talk
We say, stoned is the way of the walk
You know how we talk the talk

We say, stoned is the way of the walk

You know how we talk the talk

We say, stoned is the way of the walk
You know how we talk the talk
We say, stoned is the way of the walk


Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned

Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned