He said he'd join a foreign army
So that he can have sex before he's married


He loves her so
He can't let go
He loves her so

He can't let go
He has new clothes
They've fallen on him now

We all knew somehow he'd be a better man
He wears chartreuse 'cause he can


He wears chartreuse 'cause he can
I really don't understand
'Cause he's always a ladies man

He wears chartreuse 'cause he can
He wears chartreuse 'cause he can
I really don't understand

'Cause he's always a ladies man
He wears chartreuse 'cause he can


He only keeps good company
He's always leading with his teeth
He keeps himself so apropos

Shoots it up his nose
Shoots it up


He wears chartreuse 'cause he can
I really don't understand
'Cause he's always a ladies man

He wears chartreuse 'cause he can

He only loves what he sees

She's the best desert he's had in weeks
She'll be dead in three months time
He'll be dead in five

Dead in five

He wears chartreuse 'cause he can

I really don't understand
'Cause he's always a ladies man
He wears chartreuse 'cause he can


He wears chartreuse 'cause he can
He wears chartreuse 'cause he can

Chartreuse 'cause he can