You never sleep, and you never go home
My secrets you keep, I'm never alone
We're joined at the hip and this I comprehend

We'll be together 'til the end, me and my imaginary
friend


You never tell me, what I have to do
We can sit in silence, or visit the zoo
We know what is real, and what is pretend

Together 'till the bitter end, me and my imaginary
friend


You don't have to pay an arm and a leg
Conjure them up inside your own head
Short and tall, fat or thin

Open the door, invite them in
Hello how are you, how you been?


So now you have someone, someone to love
A gift from yourself, a gift from above
If you're dining alone, get a table for two

We can talk our faces blue, 'bout all the things that
we've been through


Together forever
'Till the credits end


Me and my imaginary friend