Phantoms of the second civil war
You gather them around
And every time you open up your mouth,

A loud of horse%#@! comes flying right back out
Flying right back out


Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much but no
Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much but no


Serious business on your lapel
Let the people, know how you feel
And every bumper sticker on the back of your car

Makes you feel a little more real,
A little more real


Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much but no
Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you BUT NO!


I bet you would like nothing better
Than for the %#@! to hit the fan
And from the safety of your arm chair,

Probably there just glad that no one else but you can possibly understand

Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much but no

Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much but no

Thanks for thinking of you


Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much but no
Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much but no


That's mighty kind of you


Mr. Freedom big time talker, oh but thank you very much?but no