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Chris Webby lyrics : "Bars On Me"

Yeah I'm back up in this (*##$ just like a uterus
And I don't need no lubricated condom when I'm doing this
Always got a doobie lit, swerve behind the wheel and maneuver it

20/20 with it, use my eyes to see the futurist

Moving %#@!, I'm just trying to be what I'm supposed to be

Supposedly I'm dope, Saint Nicholas ain't as cold as me
Thing we got in common is I'm always with a ho or three
Make him drop like someone with Parkinson's carrying groceries


Cause I'm here and I rap that %#@!, doin' shows and stacking chips
Take my shirt off when I spit, that's why your girl is on my dick

Got these tats all on my body and a pocket full of piff
Fill the bong up with some ice cubes, baby take a hit


See I'm running for the title, everybody votin Webster
Drinkin straight tequila out a mother$#&@ing blender
Middle fingers stay up, nobody can sensor

I'm a dog always sniffing for the female gender

Friend her up on Facebook and from there it's rap

Send a poke and then tomorrow she'll be sitting on my lap
Even back when I was broke my girlies always had a rack
Love them big tittie (*##$es with bodies covered in tats


It's that !@!@&& twister, grabbin' ladies from the mixer
Then I bring them to the telly and crack a bottle of liquor

Cause I never gave a $#&@, I'm the type to bang your sister
Then go back to your crib and $#&@ your moms like Stifler


I hope you get the picture, take it on your Kodak
Up in Webby's World you cannot reach me with a Rollmate
So find out you need Adderall, Ambien and some Prozac

Always cooking fire, someone show me where the stove's at

But I got a hundred bars on me

Everything that we throw on, the credit card's on me
Every drink that we get it, the titty bars all me
And I'll be living just like this until my heart don't beat


(*##$es, it's Chris Webby, that whitey who spit deadly
With my foot up on the pedal like I'm Mario Andretti

$#&@ her, I'll rap flames and muder the rap game
Spittin' til I'm number one with a bullet like Max Payne


Got that Nerf gun tucked and I'll aim it at your gut
Better duck, it's that cracker and slapper of big butts
Getting drunk, always looking for some DD cups

But in the lab I'll cook it up, like I'm Wolfgang Puck

Get up in the game and I go straight ham

When I get the rock up in my hand
Cause I'm here to get it poppin just exactly how I planned
Take a stand right here for this rappin %#@! and keep my lyrics accurate

Test me while beating Webby just simply will never happen (*##$

Salute me cause truly I be the dopest on the chords

Master Yoda with the bars, I'm a Jedi with the force
That's cause Webby done got that flow
They gon' act like they don't know


If they ain't $#&@ing with me period, yo
Finito

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