[Verse 1]
Jerking off
So sick and tired a jerking off

What I got
a billion girls would never want


I'm at a party in my nerdy shell tonight
I wanna show you all that I'm a stud inside
but just forget about the girls I'm just too shy

I'm gonna pour a red bull and vodka

[CHORUS 1]

cuz all I need is a beauty for this geek
hey did someone spike my drink?
I'm all....confused, was that booze six hundred proof?

Now the room spins like a screw

Oh no...


[BREAKDOWN]


[VERSE 2]
Party Rock


Girl, I can Smang It Like a Boss

Well endowed

Girls call me broken condom style

We gonna party like it's halloween tonight

and like a ghost you'll moan between the sheets in delight
you're just the best vampire girl, you suck me dry
I'm thrusting my wooden stake into ya


[CHORUS 2]
Cuz all I need is a roofie in my drink

and my inhibitions shrink
My balls aren't blue


Ladies use me as a petting zoo
in the sack like a kangaroo


[BRIDGE]
Hi Guy, you're fly, which's why I'm getting my Ortho-Tri
Raincoat for my ride. I'm gettin wetter than a slip'n'slide

Let's play barista. I'm a be the coffee you the creamer
stir stick, deeper, but I got a keep a grindin on your beaners
Roofie, roofie in your drink

roofie make you think, that I have a beautiful physique

peek, when I take a leak, I put up the seat

I give you a trick and a treat, sweet!

[Chorus]