[Verse 1]
You're my sweet girl
Dressed up so cute

It's girls night out, I'll stay home missing you
Give me a hug
Now go have fun

I'll just be playing xbox and some other stuff

Everyone else in the house has left now

Everyone else but me, yeah

[Chorus 1]

Maybe I'll light up that bong you don't know I have
Now where did I put that thong from my last girlfriend
It's been a while since I fought with my ninja staff

You don't know Oh oh I love being home alone
If only you saw my laptop screen
you'd understand why I buy so much vasoline

and why my ankles are surrounded by my jeans
you don't know, oh oh I love being home alone
oh oh oh That's what I do home alone


[Verse 2]
Oh, c-come on

You got it wrong
My pants were tight so I tried to take them off
I don't know why

I even lie
Just turn away and don't look at Mr. Cyclops Eye


Everyone else in the house is leaving
By everyone I mean you


[Chorus 2]
Maybe I'll write a rap song that proves I'm not whack
And now I'll go mow the lawn ha I made you laugh

I'm still recording myself kicking major $$#
You don' know, oh oh
I love being home alone

If only you saw my laptop screen
oh no the internet's down why does God hate me
I guess I'll have to resort to a magazine


You don't know, oh oh
I love being home alone

oh oh oh that's what I do home alone

One Direction What Makes You Beautiful

"What Makes You Beautiful One Direction"
"one direction"
"what makes you beautiful"

"what makes you beautiful parody"
"one direction parody"
"one direction what makes you beautiful parody"

"what makes you beautiful one direction parody"
"home alone"
"funny parodies of popular songs"

"funny parodies"
"parody song"
"parodies of songs"

"spoof songs"
"song parodies"
2012

chadwildclay
"chad wild clay"