There's a baby
With an itchy head
Pour water on it

I'll take a knife so I can
Take a weight off
Umm

I'm 65
Nobody in my family knows I'm alive
Hey little girl

I would've cut your hair off
Hey little girl
So I can

Pour water on it
So I can take knife
And I will

I'm 99
And I'm in jail
I wish I could have a million kids

A million girls
I would cut their hair off
And I would

Pour water on them
So I can take knife
With that knife

I could pour
Water on them
One, two, three, four