(Carly Simon)
First she sees her hypnotist
When she rushes to her psychiatrist

She sees her acupuncturist
She's got to got to get fixed


Then she sees her scientologist
Gets fed by her nutritionist
She can not seem to resist

Seeking cosmic consciousness

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Looks like she's floundering again
Seems to be floundering again
Looks like she's floundering again

Seems to be floundering again

She swears by Jack La Lanne

then she throws the I Ching again
She searches in the Himalayas
For someone to ease the pain


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She's looking for a cure
She does not know exactly what for


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She's into political activism

Reading up on Tibetan Buddism
Anna Freud's !@#^ysed her dreams
And she's hoarse from primal screams


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