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CANIBUS lyrics : "Doomsday News"

Yo, yo..
If I had half as many bars in gold
as I had in lyrics when I flowed

I'd be the richest man on the globe
^!$$%z wanna know is Canibus gold?
That's a stupid-ass question mother$#&@er, is Canada cold?

Bout a thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro is
Five thousand degrees hotter than flame throwers
I reflect light, bounce off walls and wreck mics

Disconnect your windpipe by cuttin your neck with a knife
Rip through, everything from tissues to blood vessels
My ninjitsu, kill you with the art of Tenchu

I zig zag, zig crushin a kid
With G-forces violent enough to crush your ribs
like pilots that fly Russian MIG

Comin to punish you pigs
Give a $#&@ who you is; ^!$$%, Canibus in ya biz
From the lowest point in the planet to Mt. Everest

I kick the illest %#@!, spray-paintin my name across the pyramids
The rap terrorist, Professor Emeritus
$#&@ forbidden fruit I was eating #~!!@ in Genesis


[Chorus:]


What you got ^!$$%z that's ready to brawl?
I'll give you the phone card and the celly to make a call
What the $#&@ y'all (*##$ ^!$$%z actin like y'all tuff for?

We'll stuff y'all, uppercut y'all, confront y'all
On stage we break arms, legs, backs and jaws
Enough damage to cancel your tour ($#&@ y'all!)


[Canibus]
Now I said it once and I'll say it a thousand times

I got thousands of rhymes, the rechargeable alkaline kind
You wanna a piece of mind? Fine, we can take it outside
Otherwise you're wastin your time, cause I'ma shine

for the one-triple-9, ^!$$%z gamblin damage they eyes
Goin blind, tryin to keep up with these lyrical lines
The type of ^!$$% you can't flow behind without a dope rhyme

You $#&@ around and get clotheslined til you nosedive
We can rhyme fair and square or fair in the sphere
Anyplace, anywhere, you ^!$$%z don't have a prayer

Cause doomsday is near, !@$)got ^!$$%z is scared
They stand and stare as I appear upon a cushion of air
With a long white beard flamin, hot enough to sunburn Satan

Hotter than white people takin vacation
out in Jamaica out in the sun bathin;
sun bakin in gamma ray radiation

til they skin color look cajun
Mother$#&@ers start agin to the point
where they faces shrivel up like raisins

and they become cancer patients

[Chorus]


[Canibus]
Yo, yo, yo.. I manipulate the metaphysical

power to hold my breath for half an hour
Continuously breathin outward; you ain't an MC you a coward
I make wack rappers lose control of they bladders

and piss in they trousers
Pink #~!!@ possum ^!$$%z play dead
While my heat waves hit, and verbal x-rays evaporate %#@!

Water molecules get transformed to vapors
My lyrics turn the Pacific into a dry lakebed
Electromagnetic cassettes melt tape decks

^!$$%z battle in space; tryin to hold it down
but they can't cause they weightless
Amateur swordsmen gets stabbed through they face mask

trying to escape death
A world where the whole globe will contract Ebola
from drinkin spring water darker than Coca-Cola

Human with AIDS, computers with Y2K
I rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday


$#&@ y'all, $#&@ y'all, $#&@ y'all

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