CALL OF DUTY lyrics : "Call Me Maybe (Parody)"


I threw a stun at myself
No scoped at them as they fell
Not setting up being chill
And now theyre calling me gay

Ii check theyre whole friends list
All randoms I'll be a dick
I wasn't expecting this
Told me they're second gen faze

My heart was goin
Fanboys started trollin
My jizz started flowin
Do you think youd add me maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I'll just stand there, so come and rape me
It's hard to get to last, so I'll just camp spawn
And I'll just stand there, so come and rape me
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I'll just stand there, so come and rape me
And all the other noobs
Try to sprayy me
But I'll just stand there
So come and rape me

You took your time with your shot
I'm in the best setup spot
Not gonna lie I got got
What can I say your in faze
I beg and swallow my mic
I think it's love at first sight
I know that didn't sound right
It's in a no homo way

My heart was goin
Fanboys started trollin
My jizz started flowin
Do you think youd add me maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I'll just stand there, so come and rape me
It's hard to get to last, so I'll just camp spawn
And I'll just stand there, so come and rape me
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I'll just stand there, so come and rape me
And all the other noobs
Try to sprayy me
But I'll just stand there
So come and rape me

Before you came into my life I was a random
I was a random
I was a random

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