Chloroform was on sale,
Don't fight me, I never fail,
Obsessed with the way you smell,

I don't care what you say

I'm going diggin' through trash

Drivin' my white van past
I wasn't looking for this,
but now you've made my day


My stare was probin', bloody knife, skin was showin'
Rough fight, duct tape holdin;'

Where you think you're going, baby?

[Chorus]


Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,

I wanna meet your mother,
And have your babies


I've planned my wedding night,
With you baby,
Enjoy your slumber,

don't call me crazy

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,
I wanna meet your mother,
And have your babies


And all the other boys,
tried to mase me,

Enjoy your slumber,
Don't call me crazy


[Verse 2]

You took your time in the stall,

I took no time with the call,
You said nothing at all,
Your girlfriend's in my way


I gag, and borrow and steal
At first sight she squeals

I didn't know how to feel,
but now she's gonna pay


My stare was probin', bloody knife, skin was showin'
Rough fight, duct tape holdin;'
Where you think you're going, !@$#y?


Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,

I wanna meet your mother,
And have your babies


I've planned my wedding night,
With you baby,
Enjoy your slumber,

don't call me crazy

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,
I wanna meet your mother,
So have my babies?


And all the other boys,
Tried to mase me,

Enjoy your slumber,
Don't call me crazy?


Before you came into my life
I stalked you so bad
I stalked you so bad

I stalked you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I stalked you so bad
And you should know that

I stalked you so, so bad

I've planned my wedding night,
With you baby,
Enjoy your slumber,

don't call me crazy?

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
I wanna meet your mother,

So have my babies?

And all the other boys,
Tried to mase me,
Enjoy your slumber,

Don't call me crazy?

Before you came into my life
I stalked you so bad
I stalked you so bad
I stalked you so so bad


Before you came into my life
I stalked you so bad
And you should know that

So have my babies?