Well I fumbled for a pencil
And my I'm so sorry pad
And I wrote until I sprained my stupid brain

Well you know that there's a reason I made this up so fast
I though I'd never get a chance to say
What's on my mind, I'm never kind

When my vocabulary's secondary to a bottle of wine

But I promise I can love you

Just like a man
And I promise I can hold you
Like nobody can


I never knew the difference between bull%#@! and sincere
As long as it sounded good

While coming out
And I can't blame it on my father
He gave me my 1st beer

And he held my head back as I puked it out
What was I saying, there I go playing


The game I know so well
Talking about myself when it should be you


But I promise I can love you
Just like a man
And I promise I can hold you

Like nobody can