Verse 1: If I was your boyfriend I always let you go, I won't give you cash, Cause you treated me like trash, Baby take this seriously cause you never choose carefully, I got an iPad 3 but you're at a shopping spree, Then you, can't get it, Chilling by the fire cause you got a flat tire, I don't know about you but you know about me, But then you're a stalker because you watch me shower.

Bridge: I like to do, to get away from you, Hey girl, I'm gonna run away.


Chorus: And if I was your Boyfriend, I always let you go, You were so mean to me, so I called you a hoe. I would be so nice to you, But your food tastes like poop. So if I was your boyfriend, I always let you go, always let you go.


Verse 2: Baby you're not fun and you're bad at your stunts, We would play Mario Kart Wii and I always won, and when we go to ValleyFair you acted really scared, You're okay at everything and you don't answer when it rings. Family Guy is an awesome show, I don't get how you know that show, how come you don't even have a phone, and no offense but you are really stupid.

Bridge


Chorus


Verse 3: So no chance for you, so this is what you will do, Baby you'll bring breakfast to my bed. x2

Chorus


Ending: Na Na Noob, Na Na Noob, Na Na Noob x2
1st Ending: Yeah yeah

2nd Ending: If I was your boyfriend.