Get crunk, get drunk, get fucked up.
Throw your hands in the air, that's what's up.
Now pass me the forty girl.
I need to get drunk before it's over girl!
So don't you take this drink from me.
I will knock you down on your knees.
And make you lick my penis up and down, up and down...
Up and down, back and forth,
I'm making you my whore.
(My whore)
Up and down, back and forth,
Girl you will be my whore...
(My whore)
I'm so fucked up! I'm so fucked up yeah!
What the fuck? I'm so fucked upppppppp...
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
(To drive)
Will you take me home tonight?
(Tonight)
You can be my sugar dumpling, muffin baby, pumpkin pie!
(... muffin baby, pumpkin pie)
So look into my eyes.
(My eyes)
Do you really think I'd lie?
(I lie)
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!
(Haha! )
Drink up, drunk slut, you catch up.
I'm too fucked up to stand up.
I don't drink to impress myself.
I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house.
And when I wake up in her bed.
I tell that bitch to give me head.
I make her lick my penis up and down, up and down...
Up and down, back and forth,
I'm making you my whore.
(My whore)
Up and down, back and forth,
Girl you will be my whore...
(My whore)
I'm so fucked up! I'm so fucked up yeah!
What the fuck? I'm so fucked upppppppp...
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
(To drive)
Will you take me home tonight?
(Tonight)
You can be my sugar dumpling, muffin baby, pumpkin pie!
(... muffin baby, pumpkin pie)
So look into my eyes.
(My eyes)
Do you really think I'd lie?
(I lie)
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!
Girl, you know me.
I'm watching.
I will never fuck your friends.
You and me.
We can be.
Lovers till the very end.
(Fuck that, Haha! )
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
(To Drive)
Will you take me home tonight?
(Tonight)
You can be my sugar dumpling, muffin baby, pumkin pie!
(... muffin baby pumpkin pie)
So look into my eyes.
(My eyes)
Do you really think I'd lie?
(I Lie)
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!
Why don't you take me away? (x4). I don't want to live without you...
(X4)...
Send "2 Drunk 2 Drive" Ringtone to your Cell 
Throw your hands in the air, that's what's up.
Now pass me the forty girl.
I need to get drunk before it's over girl!
So don't you take this drink from me.
I will knock you down on your knees.
And make you lick my penis up and down, up and down...
Up and down, back and forth,
I'm making you my whore.
(My whore)
Up and down, back and forth,
Girl you will be my whore...
(My whore)
I'm so fucked up! I'm so fucked up yeah!
What the fuck? I'm so fucked upppppppp...
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
(To drive)
Will you take me home tonight?
(Tonight)
You can be my sugar dumpling, muffin baby, pumpkin pie!
(... muffin baby, pumpkin pie)
So look into my eyes.
(My eyes)
Do you really think I'd lie?
(I lie)
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!
(Haha! )
Drink up, drunk slut, you catch up.
I'm too fucked up to stand up.
I don't drink to impress myself.
I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house.
And when I wake up in her bed.
I tell that bitch to give me head.
I make her lick my penis up and down, up and down...
Up and down, back and forth,
I'm making you my whore.
(My whore)
Up and down, back and forth,
Girl you will be my whore...
(My whore)
I'm so fucked up! I'm so fucked up yeah!
What the fuck? I'm so fucked upppppppp...
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
(To drive)
Will you take me home tonight?
(Tonight)
You can be my sugar dumpling, muffin baby, pumpkin pie!
(... muffin baby, pumpkin pie)
So look into my eyes.
(My eyes)
Do you really think I'd lie?
(I lie)
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!
Girl, you know me.
I'm watching.
I will never fuck your friends.
You and me.
We can be.
Lovers till the very end.
(Fuck that, Haha! )
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
(To Drive)
Will you take me home tonight?
(Tonight)
You can be my sugar dumpling, muffin baby, pumkin pie!
(... muffin baby pumpkin pie)
So look into my eyes.
(My eyes)
Do you really think I'd lie?
(I Lie)
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!
Why don't you take me away? (x4). I don't want to live without you...
(X4)...
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