A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

BRAD PAISLEY lyrics : "Penguin, James Penguin"

Well the reindeer pull the sleigh
And the elves make the toys
Those are the stories that are well known to all

Little girls and boys

But I've got another story

That I bet you haven't heard
Did you know that Santa
Has a secret agent bird


He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy


Have you ever wondered
How Santa keeps tabs
How he knows when you've been good

How he knows when you've been bad

He's Penguin, James Penguin

That dapper little guy
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy


From an undisclosed location
He's watching me and you

He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks
Yeah he sees everything you do


He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy

Not so very long ago

Santa didn't need much help
But with more and more kids every year
He soon got overwhelmed

He told the elves one Christmas
We can't do this anymore
Then a knight in shining polyester

Waddled through his door

And it was Penguin, James Penguin

He was there to save the day
He had wireless
And GPS outfitted on the sleigh


And Santa said Penguin
Won't you be my ears and eyes

How'd you like to help me run
My SCFBI


He's Penguin, James Penguin
And now I guess you've heard
How Santa got his little Christmas

Secret Agent Bird

Submit Corrections