Featuring: Spike
The Impalers


[Lyrics with no parentheses indicate a solo.]
[Lyrics in single parentheses indicate backup singer(s) only.]


[Spoken over occasional humming:]
[Girl #1:] Are they really gonna hang him?
[Girl #2:] Well there he is, let's ask him.

[Girl #1:] Saddam, is that a hangman's noose you're wearing?
["Saddam":] Unnnnh.
[Girl #2:] Gee, it must be great goin' to see all those virgins.

[Girl #1:] Anyone bring their camera-phone today?
[Girls:] Allahhh! By the way, how'd they catch him?
[End Spoken.]


[Sung:]
(They found him in a spider hole.)

He was (filthy, hairy and smelled of pee.)
D'ja get the picture? (Oh, yeah/I got it.)
(That's how they sniffed out the leader of Iraq).


[Sound of a gunshot and then exited male voices talking & shouting.]


George Bush was always hunting him down, (down, down).
For having those weapons that nobody found.
(They said he had WMDs 1 that nobody ever found.)

The whole world knew he was bad.
But seein' him swingin' on YouTube is sad.
He fell through that trap door, (the leader of Iraq).


["Saddam," spoken:]
No, I don't want a hood.

[Sound of a cell phone ringtone.] Nice phone, 'ey, over here.
I need to give a shout out to all my peeps on My Space. 2
Oh, to Brittany Spears, 3 thank you for the photos.

I like it better without the beard.

[Backup singers softly repeat "phone, phone, phone," over the next

4 lines:]
(Phoned) the leader of Iraq was video phoned,
When Kramer 4 attacks it's instantly known.

When Paris 5 is on her back, or Lindsey 6 gets stoned.
And Saddam gets whacked, it's all on my phone.


[Sound of excited male voices talking and shouting.]

Quick, let's get this on YouTube.


[Sounds of gun shots to fade.]