Well, I've already had two beers
I'm ready for the broom

Please, Missus Henry, won't you
Take me to my room ?
I'm a good old boy

But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
Talkin' to too many people
Drinkin' too many kegs

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
Please
Please, Missus Henry, please

I'm down on my knees
And I ain't got a dime.


Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
Pretty soon I'll be mad
Please, Missus Henry, won't you

Take me to your dad ?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake

I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,

Please
Please, Missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime.

Now, don't crowd me, lady

Or I'll fill up your shoe
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
And tonight I am blue

I'm a thousand years old
And I'm a generous bomb
I'm T-boned and punctured

But I'm known to be calm
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
Please

Please, Missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
And I ain't got a dime.

Now, I'm startin' to drain
My stool's gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther

My crane's gonna leak
Look, Missus Henry
There's only so much I can do

Why don't you look my way
And pump me a few ?
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,

Please
Please, Missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime.