Nothing was delivered
And I tell this truth to you

Not out of spite or anger
But simply because it's true
Now, I hope you won't object to this

Giving back all what you owe
The fewer words you have to waste on this
The sooner you can go.


Nothing is better, nothing is best
Take heed of this and get plenty of rest.


Nothing was delivered
But I can't say I sympathize

With what your fate is going to be
Yes, for telling all those lies
Now you must provide some answers

For what you sold has not been received
And the sooner you come up with them
The sooner you can leave.


Nothing is better, nothing is best
Take heed of this and get plenty of rest.


Now you know
Nothing was delivered

And it's up to you to say
Just what you had in mind
When you made ev'rybody pay

No, nothing was delivered
Yes, 'n' someone must explain
That as long as it takes to do this

Then that's how long that you'll remain
Nothing is better, nothing is best
Take heed of this and get plenty of rest.

Open The Door, Homer

Now, there's a certain thing

That I learned from Jim
That he's always make sure I'd understand
And that is that there's a certain way

That a man must swim
If he expects to live off
Of the fat of the land

Open the door, Homer
I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer

I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more.


Now, there's a certain thing
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
A fella who never blushes in

And that is that ev'ryone
Must always flush out his house
If he don't expect to be

Goin' 'round housing flushes
Open the door, Homer
I've heard it said before

Open the door, Homer
I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more.


"Take care of all your memories"
Said my friend, Mick

"For you can not relive them
And remember when you're out there
Tryin' to heal the sick

That you must always
First forgive them"
Open the door, Homer

I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer
I've heard it said before

But I ain't gonna hear it said no more.