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Bo Burnham lyrics : "Klan Kookout"

Grab a seat have something to eat
help yourself its alright
If you want a beer they're over here

But we only have coors light
Try a chip with my homemade dip
the stuff is out of sight

Right before bed we'll shave your head
glad to see you dressed in white


Cause it's a Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout

Klan KooKout

Here's my wife/sister

she brightens up my day
she went away and i missed her
'cause my mom's a lousy lay

don't hang with foreign fellows
it'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows,

by the burning cross

at the Klan Kookout

Klan Kookout
dans on lookout
at the Klan Kookout


and if you're black
don't wanna see your face

they're like highschool track
it's just a stupid race
we got a plan

kill all the jews
are you a mexican
'cause you seem confused?

senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

it's a klan kookout

klan kookout
mein kampf? man, check that book out
at the klan kookout


all men are created equal, man that %#@! get's me pissed
here's an idea for a sequel, someone loses schindler's list

i cook i clean, 'cause i'm the hooded host
and on halloween, i dress as a...slaveowner!


we hate hispanics
hence the 20 foot walls
and all you !@#$ dirty catholics

can cath-o-lick my balls
ethnics give off wierd aromas
and i cant understand

why we need highschool diplomas
with the bible in hand!


at the klan kookout
klan kookout
klan kookout

klan kookout

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