Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to explain


I'm your biggest fan


I just wanted to ask

Could I eat your $$#?


Write back as soon as you can




You've had a lotta dick


Had a lotta dick


I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time


You've had a lotta dick Chasey


But you ain't had mine




Dear Chasey Lain


I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back


How could I ever eat


Your $$# when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that?





You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick


I've had a lotta time


Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey


But you ain't had mine




Dear Chasey Lain


I wrote to constrain


This letter is my last

As your biggest fan


I must demand


You let me eat your $$#




You've had a lotta dick


Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time


Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey


But you ain't had mine



P.S.


Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad


Now show â??em them !@%$

Now show â??em them !@%$

P.S.


Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show â??em them !@%$


Now show â??em them !@%$



Would ya $#&@ me for blow?