Check her checking out the local eastside dojos
Looking for somebody to call her own
Watch her shake that thing between the solos

For some drinks, some attention and possibly a home
Not the big brass ring, but a little gold one
That she keeps on a chain that she usually likes to wear

One way or another she'll see to it
When she's running her fingers all the way through your
hair

You know you're a weird chick
It's time that you found out
You know you're a weird chick

What it's all about
You know you're a weird chick
It's time that you did learn

You know you're a weird chick
This one you're gonna earn
You know you're a weird chick

It's time that you found out
You know you're a weird chick
What it's all about

You know you're a weird chick
It's time that you did learn
You know you're a weird chick

This one you're gonna earn