There's evil in my chair
Yeah, there's evil in my chair
There's evil in my chair

He's simply sitting over there
There's evil in my chair


He's simply staring back at me
And he is watching my T.V.
Yeah, he is staring back at me

He wants to keep me company
Yeah, there's evil in my house


And he needs a ride downtown
Yeah, I got to give him a ride downtown
Yeah, I'm driving him downtown

Because he wants to hang around
There's evil in my car


He's flicking ashes on my floor
He's flicking ashes on my floor
He's putting butts out on my floor

He knows just what I'm looking for
There's evil in my car


And he keeps to the down low
But he don't like driving slow
He knows just where to go

Because he's always in the know
And evil's gonna drive a while


And I'm reeling from the fix
And a whiff can make me sick
At the time it did the trick

Now I don't care if the time ticks
And evil's gonna try to get me home


I get lost along the way
And there's nothing I can say
Yeah, I get lost along the way

A little farther every day
And evil won't admit a !@%&ed thing


Evil got me home
And he thinks I shouldn't be alone
Until I'm better he'll be there

Its like he really seems to care
There's evil in my chair


Yeah, it doesn't matter where
I will find him waiting there
There's evil in my chair


Evil in my chair
Evil

Evil in my chair
In my house
Evil in my house

Evil in my house
Evil in my house
Evil

Evil
Gonna live in my house
Evil

Evil in my house
Sit in my chair
Watch my tv

It doesn't bother me