[Mark Mexican accent]
Uno, dos, tres, quatro


When you $#&@ed grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes

And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his $$#


He seems like a total $$#hole,
Grandpa is a total $#&@ing $$#hole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his $$#?

He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you $#&@ed grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?

Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed and...
(He seems like a total $$#hole,

Grandpa is a total $#&@ing $$#hole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his $$#?
He rubs his dick in broken glass)


This is $#&@ing stupid man,
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather,

I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do?
Take out his false teeth

And just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to $#&@ him in the butt
And have people come in

And watch and mastrubate
And### all over the place,
This is stupid!

I hate you all.
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight,
This is stupid!

I hate you.