It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two
$#&@in' presents
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two

$#&@in' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I really $#&@in , hate your guts,

And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again

unless your mom will touch my @@#!
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again


It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven $#&@in'
hot dogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven $#&@in'

hot dogs
and he %#@! %#@! %#@!s his pants.
He's alway's $#&@in' %#@!tin his pants

And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again

unless your mom will touch my @@#!
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again