In my heaven there ain't no lawyers
Don't need names on dotted lines
Folks do business like they oughtta

A good firm handshake works just fine
We feed lawyers to the lions


In my heaven there ain't no children
Totin' loaded guns to school
Ain't no such thing as peer pressure

Being who you are is cool
They still teach that golden rule


In my heaven we hurt no one
No lying, crying, or dying young
No one's lonely, no one's scared

And anyone is welcome there
In my heaven


In my heaven I can sing like Elvis
Play guitar like B. B. King
Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron

Batter, batter, batter swing
I can do most anything


In my heaven we hurt no one
No lying, crying, or dying young
No one's lonely, no one's scared

And anyone is welcome there
In my heaven


I know that it's God's decision
What my heaven's gonna be
And I ain't telling him his business

But if he left it up to me

Then in my heaven

There's football with no referees
In my heaven
There's never been an injury

In my heaven
Angels yodel when they sing
In my heaven

The fish'll bite most anything
In my heaven
In my heaven

In my heaven