When you eat at taco bell
And your taco falls apart
It just makes a mess all over

Get a spork and all is well

Sporkin’ in the mornin’

Sporkin’ in the evenin’
Sporkin’ all night long
All you need is spork


When you’re sporkin’ with your girl
Drop your meat down on the table

Just grab another spork ooh yea
‘cause two’s a whole lot better than one


sporkin’ in the mornin’
sporkin’ in the evenin’
sporkin’ all night long

all you need is spork

guitar solo


lyin’ in the morning sun
you’re sporkin’ and havin’ fun

sporkin’ in the evenin’ moonlight
eat the droppings it’s getting late


sporkin’ in the mornin’
sporkin’ in the evenin’
sporkin’ all night long

all you need is spork