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BIG and RICH lyrics : "Kick My Ass"

Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends

Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up and

Said here's to us and then
Well this blonde slid up to me
Said that was awful sweet

Then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug

With a six foot, five inch shove
And I found myself slammed up
Against the wall


Why does everybody want
To kick my $$#

I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my $$#


Well I've never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight

I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time
And there always on my dime

We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn
Well my style of stress relief
Sometimes disturbs the peace

The police show up
And cut donuts in my yard
And while the Zeppelin's playing loud

They run off my party crowd
They cuff up my wrist
And throw me down so hard


Why does everybody want
To kick my $$#

I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my $$#


And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want
To kick my $$#


Uh more like uh
Boys play me a love song
Bedroom music

Ah brothers uh give me a grove

So look to your left

And uh to your right
If it's somebody you don't know
Maybe it's time to introduce yourself,

Uh maybe say

Senorita

Pleased to meet ya,
Would you like some pizza
Or margarita


[Spanish speech]


He jump out the window with a guitar in his hand
Said shoot me daddy I'm super man

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