Everyone gather round now
Sing us a song
Just in case by tomorrow

It happens he's gone
For two weeks and seven days
Our fair foreign friend

I have this feeling

We might never see Steven again

We thought he was gone
But he's come back again
Last week it was funny

Not the jokes wearing thin
Everyone knows now
That every night now

Will be Steven's last night
In town


He's charmed everyone here
Except for Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him

Her innermost secrets
Won us over with stories
About Linda McCarthey

Lost points with the ladies
For saying he couldn't love a
Woman with cellulite


We were talking bout something
Seems like was funny

Then Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasn't mad

But we felt really strange for a moment
Then the moment was gone
And forgotten