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BEN FOLDS lyrics : "Levi Johnston's Blues"

Woke up this morning, what do I see
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"

I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"
"Well you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter"
So I tell him "No, you got it wrong mister,

Already got a girl and her name's Bristol"
They all laugh and say "Where you been, sonny?
Your mother in law's a heartbeat from the presidency"


So I say, "Mother in law? No, we aint getting married"
They say, "Soon you will boy, she just announced it"

I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on


I'm a $#&@in' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose

I like to shoot the %#@! and do some chillin' I guess
You $#&@ with me and I'll kick your $$#


So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell them I'm 18 years old,

They say "Levi it's too late, you've got to do as you're told"

I'm a $#&@in' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys

Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the %#@! and do some chillin' I guess
You $#&@ with me and I'll kick your $$#

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