Running throughout the neighborhood
Without my pants on 'cause I'm misunderstood
My birthday party's at my house tonight

We're gonna eat pizza and have a good time

Are you gonna come?

Are you gonna come?
Because I did something


I took my pants off and left them on the front porch
Because there's a party in the house tonight
You took them away and put them on the front door

Because we're just gonna have a really good time

I took my pants off

I took my pants off
There's a party at my house tonight
Everybody's gonna come and have a good time


Well, the birthday party's good as done
And everybody's just as good as gone

I'm almost buried by all these gifts
If only someone would get rid of this sist


Are you gonna help me?
Are you gonna help me?
Because you did something


You took my pants away from the front door
Because I was runnin' 'round the neighborhood

You took them to a shop and sold them for 8 more
And then used them as plates so then you could eat wood


I took my pants off
I took my pants off
The party's long since done and everybody is long gone

We had a good time even though you weren't fun!

And now the party's done.