We decide to get away
And have some fun
Book a room and catch a flight

For two weeks in the sun
She says, "Hawaii's too expensive."
I say, "Barbados isn't bad."

She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda"
And I say, "Woman, are you mad!"


Bermuda Triangle
It makes people disappear
Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near
But she
Doesn't see my angle

And she thinks I'm being dumb
So Bermuda Triangle
Here we come!

Lying with my woman on
The island sand
I look up and see her with

A stranger, hand in hand
I see her sitting on his blanket
I see them going for a swim

And when I run to find my woman
I find her running after him!


Bermuda Triangle
Makes my woman disappear
Bermuda Triangle

Dont' go too near
Looking
At it from my angle

Do you see why I'm so sad
Oh Bermuda Triangle
Very bad!

Lying lost and lonely on
The island sand,
When a lovely stranger says

Hello and takes my hand
And soon she's sitting on my blanket
And then we're going for a swim

When I say, "What about your boyfriend?"
She turns and waves goodbye to him!


Bermuda Triangle
It makes people disappear
Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near
But look
At it from my angle

And you'll see why I'm so glad
Now Bermuda Triangle
Not so bad!

Everybody
Bermuda Triangle
It makes people disappear

Bermuda Triangle
Don't go too near
But look

At it from my angle
And you'll see why I'm so glad
Now Bermuda Triangle

Not so bad!