Just show me the venue
When I'm the menu
It's personalized

The life of the party
I'm like Billy Barty
But regular-sized

I guess I should explain
Your guests will go insane
For me


'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat

If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology

Enhanced with high technology

Over in England

Everything bent
But I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there

You know they drive cars there
On the other side
They barely noticed me

You said you'd go with me
Always


'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down

Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Inspired some Greek mythology


It's all true (cross my heart and hope to die)
I swear to you (stick a needle in your eye)

And if you've been misled
May some lightning strike me dead


Back Japan, they
Did not understand, they
Sent me back here

But look at them now, they're
Rubbing my cow, there
And feeding it beer

I may go back someday
They'll have a huge buffet
For me


'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat

If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, mirology

Is studied in theology

It's quality

It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet

My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology