Wake up in the morning feeling like Joe Jackson. Grab my glasses, oops I dropped them, now they're all broken. When I leave brush my teeth with a can of !@&@e, 'cause when I drop my keys, I ain't coming back. We're talking, pedicures on our nose, nose. Carpet cleaners, go, go! What's this song? Woah, woah........ Drop down, walking our dog, dog, all around the country, getting a little dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy........My smile is so clean that it's in H-D, there's toast popping out of the to-oaster. Mac n cheese on my teeth, did we go to sleep? Where's my toaster, toaster. ........My smile is so clean that it's in H-D, there's toast popping out of the to-oaster. Mac n cheese on my teeth, did we go to sleep? Where's my toaster, toaster....... Not a care in the world 'cause there's plenty of bears. So we go to the store and buy some bears that care. His name is Roger 'cause he looks like a badger. So we buy him a collar that is multiple colors..... Puttin' bears in the trunk- trunk. They are gonna honk- honk. Gotta smack them if they're being too punk- punk..... Drive until we hit the tree- tree. Boy I gotta pee-pee. Is this on tv-v? This is gluten freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......................My smile is so clean that it's in H-D, there's toast popping out of the to-oaster. Mac n cheese on my teeth, did we go to sleep? Where's my toaster, toaster. ........My smile is so clean that it's in H-D, there's toast popping out of the to-oaster. Mac n cheese on my teeth, did we go to sleep? Where's my toaster, toaster. Licy...... You wake me up, you shake my house, oh no there is an earthquake..... with my paws up, you sit on me, and you never give me a treat. Yeah- yeah. You wake me up, you shake my house, oh no, there is an earthquake...... with my paws up, put your paws up, put your paws uuuuuup.... 'Cause the car doesn't stop till I hit the treeeee ........My smile is so clean that it's in H-D, there's toast popping out of the to-oaster. Mac n cheese on my teeth, did we go to sleep? Where's my toaster, toaster. . ........My smile is so clean that it's in H-D, there's toast popping out of the to-oaster. Mac n cheese on my teeth, did we go to sleep? Where's my toaster, toaster........... There's my keys!!