Say you ain't scared but you know the truth
I do more damage from behind than John Wilkes Booth
I'll Slice your skin off, wear it like a three piece suit

Decieve your teammates, hop walls, avoid pursuit
I got two shivs and the joke's on you
I gank with double buff while solo lanes are level two

You see the orange smoke, backstab, puncture wounds
You won't pull through, you've already let down your crew
I farm champs like they're jungle creeps

your wounds flow like a faucet cause these cuts run deep
I get banned almost every game they say my skills are cheap
And when I come to gank the lane I'm putting champs to sleep

I drop more boxes than UPS, I'm slashing necks
you better call all hands on deck
You're my subjects, king of the rift and you can't stand me

Haven't played ranked in ages, can't be stopped, gotta ban me

Why so serious?!

Feeling delirious
Mysterious
You're wondering

"How does he keep shiving us and killing us
I think that joker is carniverous
Deliver us from evil

Demon Jester put the fear in us

How bout a magic trick, I'll take my magic shivs

cut your eyelids off so you see every murder I commit
This jester is legit, the funniest and when I'm done
with you I'll make damn sure that more than just your sides are split

It's time to quit, 20 minutes in no teammates left
This game was lost when you forgot to pick me at the champ select
And now your champs are wrecked I'm coming for your base

at least your corpse looks happy, carved a smile into your stupid face
Vanish without a trace, show up twice, Hallucinate
Surrounded by a single champ you might as well accept your fate

You can't predict my movements, it's clear I'm too deranged
You think it's a coincedence my name is CHAOS rearranged?
How did I get so strange? I'm from an awful place

I represent the dark and twisted urges of the human race
I'm your hypocrisy, Manifested demonic
as Valoran's only fully functional homicidal comic


Why so serious?!
Feeling delirious

Mysterious
You're wondering
"How does he keep shiving us and killing us

I think that joker is carniverous
Deliver us from evil
Demon Jester put the fear in us