OKAY LADIES WHY DON'T YOU QUIT IT WITH THE JOCKS
AND HANG OUT WITH SOME CAPTAIN PICARDS AND MR. SPOCKS
WE MIGHT NOT HAVE MUSCLES, WE MIGHT HAVE BALD SPOTS

BUT LET ME HIT THAT P@##&, LET'S OPEN SCHROEDINGER'S BOX!
YEAH...YOU DON'T GET IT YOU CAN GOOGLE IT
I AM TOO SMART TO EVER DO SOME STUPID $&%'

PASS ME A RUBICK'S CUBE. I CAN SOLVE IT SUPER QUICK.
POP THE PIMPLES ON MY FACE - THE PUS ACTS AS A LUBRICANT!
YEAH...IT'S PRETTY NICE BEING ME

I ROLL JUST LIKE THE DICE ON D&D
BOOKS AROUND ME, THAT'S A KICK-ASS HABITAT
RIDE MY SANDWORM LIKE THE KWISATZ HADERACH!

YEAH, GIRL WE CAN GO TO AZEROTH
BUT I THINK I'D RATHER TAP THAT !#$#EROTH
COME ON, GIRL, WE CAN GO TO BLIZZCON

TAKE MY PANTS OFF, TURN IT INTO !#%$CON
YEAH...I'M BIG LIKE DARK MATTER
I AM PART OF ANONYMOUS, A FIVE STAR HACKER

WE CAN COSPLAY, AND WE MIGHT L.A.R.P. AFTER
LET ME TAKE MY !#$& OUT OF ITS MYLAR WRAPPER!


I SAID OH, GIRL, YOU WANNA TOUCH MY JUNK
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT WITH A NERD? (DO IT WITH A NERD)
OH, GIRL, YOU WANNA LEVEL UP

WHY DON'T YOU DO IT WITH A NERD? (DO IT WITH A NERD)
BLOW ON MY CARTRIDGE (DO IT WITH A NERD)
RIDE ON MY SANDWORM (DO IT WITH A NERD)

WE CAN GO TO BLIZZCON (DO IT WITH A NERD)
TURN IT INTO !#%$CON (DO IT WITH A NERD)


COME ON BABY, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR DIGITS
I DO NOT PLAY SPORTS BUT I DO PLAY QUIDDITCH
AND I DO PLAY "RISK," AND I DON'T MEAN TO BABBLE

BUT I COULD PROBABLY BEAT YO' SEXY !#$# AT SCRABBLE!
WHOAAAAA, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M VERY DOPE
I CAN TALK DIRTY TO YOU IN BINARY CODE

ZERO ONE ONE ONE, ZERO ONE ONE
PUT MY ONE IN YOUR ZERO, HUN, NOW I'M GONNA COME, SOME-
-BODY BETTER HELP ME 'CAUSE ALL THAT I REALLY WANT IS FOR THESE LADIES TO BLOW ME

MAYBE WE CAN PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES, SOME NINTENDO, MICROSOFT OR SONY
OR MAYBE WE CAN SIT ON THE SOFA AND WATCH AN EPISODE OF "MY LITTLE PONY"
AND I CAN DRESS UP AS ONE TOO, GIRL, DIDN'T YOU KNOW, THAT, THAT I'M A BRONY?!

......OKAY, NOW THAT WAS TOO MUCH
BUT I ALREADY WARNED YOU, I'M A DOOFUS
COME TO MY FLOPSWEAT AND MY MUCOUS

WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE HATE GEORGE LUCAS

I SAID OH, GIRL, YOU WANNA TOUCH MY JUNK

WHY DON'T YOU DO IT WITH A NERD? (DO IT WITH A NERD)
OH, GIRL, YOU WANNA LEVEL UP
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT WITH A NERD? (DO IT WITH A NERD)

GIVE ME SOME WORMTONGUE (DO IT WITH A NERD)
HAVE AN E3-SOME (DO IT WITH A NERD)
WE CAN GO TO AZEROTH (DO IT WITH A NERD)

JUST LET ME TAP THAT !#$#EROTH (DO IT WITH A NERD)