I love my computer
you make me feel alright
every waking hour

and every lonely night
I love my computer
for all you give to me

predictable errors and no identity
and it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy

all I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul-less way

and we'll never
ever ruin each other's day
cuz when I'm through I just click

and you just go away
I love my computer
you're always in the mood

I get turned on
when I turn on you
I love my computer

you never ask for more
you can be a princess
or you can be my !@^%

and it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
the world outside is so big

but it's safe in my domain
because to you
I'm just a number

and a clever screen name
all I need to do is click on you
and we'll be together for eternity

and no one is ever gonna take my love
from me because I've got security,
her password and a key