There's this one guy

There's no one like him in all the world


'Cause you can always see


Those girls down on there knees




In those dark sweaty rooms


Planning out his thoughts

He's waiting for just the right





One by one as they

Walk right through the door, they


Keep on coming back


Guess they just want more




He has fun fun fun and you


Might call him a !@^%, but

Just look where he's at 'cause


He is the one that scores




I saw my friend there


Out on the field today


I asked him where he's going, he said

"All the way," now





One by one as they

Walk right through the door, they


Keep on coming back


Guess they just want more




He has fun fun fun and you


Might call him a !@^%, but

Just look where he's at 'cause


He is the one that scores




Go!