Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About NOTHING and everything all at once

I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID?
Am I just STONED


I went to a shrink
To !@#^yze my dreams
SHE says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a !@^%
HE said my life's a bore


So quit my whining cause it's bringing HER down

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID?

Grasping to CONTROL

So I BETTER hold on

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID?
Am I just STONED