It's a quiet wednesday afternoon
Roommates all gone at work or school
And, i've got the whole house to myself so...

I might as well get naked as buck
Do jumping jacks with a glass of orange juice and double stacks
With syrup, syrup lots of syrup


And slurp... my words,
Words worth, work with words

Nerd, shirt ash don't care
Murderous murdock holmes sherlock capones
Yo the flow is obnoxious,

Might want to hold your nose i just let one go
And if so, gonna make you nauseous


Aw %#@!, auspicious spit,
College kid hold your head like and ostrich
All on that raw %#@!, take it how you want it

Ash bad as monet, 70 and sonnet
Chillin with the axin maxin relaxin, enjoy the show
Comedy with some action,

Oh did i mention, sexual tension?
Yeah, oh yeah, bet that gets your attention


I've been skim breast fed for sex-ed
Wrestle my best friend, i'm still breast fed
Like to, push them together against my head

Then, test the bounce before i rest my head
So titty, $%&^xx tat, tat, boom bat diddly dat dat
The smoothest cool cat is ash

That should last them at least two weeks
Before i league a new tree,
To feed the sweetie like it's easter or halloween, not i mean


Bow down and honor me, when i rap it's a holiday
Bow down and honor me, when i rap it's a holiday,

Yeah, ash roth in the house, blow pops in the house
Rang dang in the house, in the house make 'em bounce


I like boobies like you like nuts
Let's get together and make them touch
And your booty especially, bouncin' up and doen on my lil' wee wee

But there's something that means more to me
Then big !@%$ and round booty
It's your personality... psyche!

It's um, fresh clean snapper, two cheeks to $%&^x on after,
I want to eat your liver with some beans and a nice bottle of chianti
Chianti let's go to the bathroom and get busy

I just want to smack your $$#, i just want to smack your $%&^ (keep keep bouncing)
Uh, brain thang in the house
Got my feet on your couch, your girls !@%$ pokin' out (watch 'em bounce)

She's got some funky $%&^ nips