Mug mug mug
Coffee mug
Gonna clear the haze

Liquid proof
That I can win this race
Coffee mug

The grip that keeps me tall
My inter-link
Keeps me questing all


I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug

And I don't need no kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug


They haven't banned
My liquid drug of choice
There's too may hooked

And they've got too much voice
So for the moment
We're all pretty good to go

With 98 cups
With 98 more to go


Chorus

Here a bean, there a bean

Everywhere a mean mean
Bean Chug-a-lug-o, my
Coffe mug mug mug mug