Well now then Mardy Bum

I've see your frown


And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun


And it goes off




And out come all these words


Oh there's a very pleasant side to you

A side I much prefer





It's one that laughs and jokes around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen


Yeah, to get things off the ground




And it was up, up and away


Oh, but it's right hard to remember that


On a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on





Well now then Mardy Bum

Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?


I thought as much




'Cause you turned over there


Pulling that silent disappointment face


The one that I can't bear




Well can't we laugh and joke around?


Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground





And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's right hard to remember that


On a day like today when you're all argumentative


And you've got the face on




And yeah I'm sorry I was late


But I missed the train

And then the traffic was a state




And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate


That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care

Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!




So laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen


Yeah, to get things off the ground



And it was up, up and away


Aw but it's right hard to remember that

On a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on