007 and Brucey Wayne

Are %#@!ting there ?selves


Because there?s another name coming to claim


What is his to claim

10% faster with a sturdier frame





He?s certainly come into his own

There?s one on his arm in every land that he roams


And two consecutive nights alone


Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown




They said he looks so handsome


Stood not dancing

Drawing you in like it?s boring to him





It?s a war you can?t win

And the first and the last


Are two things you?ll never be, my darling




Another roll around and another push and shove


Further away from the idea of love


And his conclusion it must be good

Oh, wouldn?t the penny would drop with an incredible thud





They forgot to kick the tin, he knows where she?s going

But don?t know where she?s been


And as opposed to the ?Other thing?


He?ll worry about it when it?s trouble he?s in




They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing


Drawing you in like it?s boring to him

It?s a war you can?t win and the first and the last are two


Things you?ll never be my darling




Things you?ll never be my darling


(Two things you will never be my darling)


(Two things you?ll never be my darling)




They sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up lines

Not to feel like a twat at times is hard


(But not for this kid, not when they come to you)