Despair to the point till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen

Staring at the television screen

Despair to the point where they provoke

You to tell the $#&@ing punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list


And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,

He told ya, that you were gagging for it

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed

The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we are defenders

Of any poseur or professional pretender around"

When did your list replace the twist and turn?

Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after


And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,

He told ya, that you were gagging for it

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker


Asuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?