You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?


Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had

Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem

My love when you dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of sex tips

Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget i

Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle

Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?

Oh that boy's a slag

The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams

Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up

Oh, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Woah.


Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

You just sounded it out
You're not coming back again.


Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You just sounded it out

You're not coming back again.

You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco

Remember when he used to be a rascal?