Butter him up some
All right, boys, this is his favorite sin, you know that's pride
So if we make him good and proud, he might give us a chance again

Oh, he let his guard down -- Here he comes, here he comes
Yep, yep, they get pride and slip


Humpty Dumpty's great fall -- you know it starts at the wall
He was up there 10 feet tall -- didn't want the Lord's help at all
Though they trust in the Lord when they're climbing up the stairs

Sure n'uff pride it makes 'em fall and stumble once they're there

At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club

Keepin' perfect without any help from anyone
Now you're growing strong like old King Kong
But ooh he sure fell down, smacked the sidewalk

Yeah, pride precedes a fall like Goliath long ago
Lord have mercy how do people get to be such snobs
At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club


Now humble meek behavior is what your Father favors
Petty pride-filled strangers are worse than the moneychangers

Glance at chapter 2 of Philippians verse 3

Not that Humpty Dumpty Country Club

Now read in Proverbs 16:18 while I sing this song
God opposes all the @@#!y dogs
And ooh wee -- bow wow wow -- cats can scare them off

Yeah, pride precedes a fall like the Pharaoh long ago
The Lord has mercy on the weak but just resists the strong
At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club


He don't care about your strength and your religious discipline
How handsome, smart, or brave you are -- you get those gifts from Him

Pride makes everybody crazy -- you think you're feelin' tough
Take the devil as your lesson -- if it looks like you're hot stuff


At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club
Now peek in First Corinthians verse 10:12 and read along
Now you're showing off and walkin' tall

But ooh wee shut your mouth and wipe that grin off
Yeah, pride proceeds a fall, like that cherub long ago
Lord have mercy how'd they all forget your risen Son

At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club

That's it right there boys

That's why we do what we do
They aim for the money
They aim for the glory

They aim for the pretty women
They want in the country club


Proverbs 16:18
Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.